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A conversation I am sure I'm not ever ever ever suppose to repeat, but just can't help myself. [Apr. 28th, 2009|03:01 pm]
Danielle
After watching a Dave & Buster's commercial where there are little versions of the actors that they refer to as their "fun."

Me: Why is his fun so small?

Trinity: That's what she said!

Me: Oh my god, Trinity. You should totally call your penis that.

Trinity: What? As in "Suck my fun, bitch."? Ha. I think I will.

Me: Don't ever tell anyone your mother named your penis.

Trinity: Don't worry.


See where he failed was not telling me not to tell people. Not that that would have stopped me.
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Wendy P. [Aug. 26th, 2008|10:57 pm]
Danielle
I see your bare-backed horse and bare-backed boy wizard and raise you a full-frontal boy wizard. Foreskins are wild.

the fangirls and fanboys are so happy
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A conversation. [Jul. 30th, 2008|02:44 pm]
Danielle
Me: Goodnight, Trinity.
Trinity: Wait, Mom. Can you help me find a purple dildo in a pile of trash?
Me: ...
Trinity: It's an easter egg. In Grand Theft Auto.
Me: Do you need help because you don't know what a dildo looks like?
Trinity: Mom, you are not very careful with your stuff. I know what a dildo looks like.
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(no subject) [Mar. 24th, 2008|02:56 pm]
Danielle
Trinity has recently made a mix cd that he is listening to ad nauseum in the car. On this cd are a few obligatory teen angst/emo tracks of Good Charlotte and My Chemical Romance, a buttload of Tenacious D because Jack Black is a shinny golden god to my 13 year old, some Harry and the Potters to please his mother, some Mudhoney to please his father, some Beatles cause he's cool like that, a Lynyrd Skynyrd, an AC/DC, a Led Zeppelin and a couple of Elvis cause he's open minded and a little weird.. But my favorite, my very very favorite is track 5, after starting with four Tenacious D and before The Beatles is ---- 'Balls' by The Whiskey Dogs. And he knows every word.
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Did you know that there are people who use this place to say nice things to each other? [Dec. 14th, 2007|02:15 pm]
Danielle
Today is Trinity's birthday. He is 13.  13!!!  How the fuck did that happen?  He also has strep-throat. How that happened is not as confusing. All birthday plans have been canceled. Sad for him.

Sad for me.. Someone tried to guess my age the other day and got it right. Booooooo. That is the first time that has happened. I did not enjoy it at all.

I edited my first short using Final Cut Pro. And turns out I rock as an editor. So that's fun.

Preston won't return my calls.

I have no plans for Christmas or New Years. I don't know anyone who lives here any more. Who's coming to BR over the holidays? 

I am trying not to watch TV shows online until the writers strike is over. I am only marginally successful at that.  I have a lot of free time at work.

British people are weird.

So, yeah. I guess that about wraps it up.  I miss you all.  A bunch. 
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The reason I have a stupid smile on my face all the time. Not that any of you can see it. [Nov. 13th, 2007|01:10 pm]
Danielle
So.  I have a thing.  It's an official thing. Don't ask me what that means. I don't know. But it is a really good thing. A great thing actually.  It's an internet thing, again. And like the last, I met her in a Harry Potter role playing game. (Shut up.) But, it's a very different thing than the last thing I had. This one is better, feels less crazy even thought logistically it is more difficult. She lives in England.  Because, ya know, the universe likes to screw me as much as possible. Could I have known her while I was actually in England? No, apparently not. I had to wait and meet her after I had to move back. So - I think she is coming to visit in Feb. At least that is the plan right now. And I assume from there we will better be able to define 'thing.'  So, yeah. That. 

Beth called me a lesbian the other day. But I don't feel like a lesbian. What do lesbians feel like?  
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I'm just gonna keep askin' [Aug. 22nd, 2007|03:22 pm]
Danielle
So what I want to know is...WHO SENT THE FUCKING FLOWERS?!?
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It hurts. [Jul. 8th, 2007|11:08 pm]
Danielle
I am pretty sure that BRLT's production of Cats! is a Horcrux, because I know I left a huge portion of my soul there with that show.
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I lost a decade to self-pity, and the next thing I knew I was turning 40. [Jun. 25th, 2007|01:19 pm]
Danielle

Everyone,

Please excuse my little pity party post.  I was feeling  sorry for myself.  I thought about deleting the post, but that is stupid, too.

 

It was gross and I am sorry. 

Danielle

 

 

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Not that she will see this as I am not her friend. [Jun. 24th, 2007|07:17 pm]
Danielle
[Current Mood |sadsad]

I saw Sting in 1988 at the Lakefront Arena ...Nothing Like the Sun tour.  It was pretty good.  But the afternoon of the concert a group of us were playing volleyball behind the UNO dorm and Sting was out jogging around the lake, he saw us, came over and changed our volleyball game into a soccer game. Played with us for about an hour and THAT was fuckin' great. 

So, I was gonna reply with the above to Brooke's post, but I got this message:

  • Sorry, user directrix does not list you as a friend, and they've set the "friends only" option for who can reply to their journal.


  Apparently I am not her friend anymore. Huh. Well, that sucks. Truthfully - I don't think she is the only one who no longer counts me as a friend.




 

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